I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
- Johnny Carson
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.