Miles Kington

Miles Kington was an English journalist, humorist, and musician who was known for his wit and wordplay.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

- Miles Kington

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

- Miles Kington

Everyone wants peace – and they will fight the most terrible war to get it.

- Miles Kington

Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.

- Miles Kington