I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.
Jerome K. Jerome
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.
We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.