My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.
- Willie Nelson
Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.
I got along without you before I met you and I’ll get along without you a long time after you’re gone.
All I do is play music and golf – which one do you want me to give up?