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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

- Johnny Carson

Not only does God play dice, but… he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.

- Stephen Hawking

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

- Mark Twain

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

- Johnny Carson

I was in my thirteenth year when I heard a voice from God to help me govern my conduct. And the first time I was very much afraid.

- Joan of Arc

Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

- Helen Keller

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

- Napoleon Bonaparte

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

- Mark Twain

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

- Douglas Adams

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

- Albert Einstein

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

- Walt Disney

With great power comes great responsibility.

- Stan Lee