Quotes on Funny

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Topics: Funny, Genius, Wisdom

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Topics: Design, Fool, Funny

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Topics: Funny, Gentleman, Patience

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

Topics: America, Buying, Criticize

Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.

Topics: Astronomer, Burglar, Funny

The truth is, sex doesn’t mean that much to me now.

Topics: Funny, Sex, Truth

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Topics: Curse, Drinking, Funny

True friends stab you in the front.

Topics: Friendship, Funny, Wisdom

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Topics: Funny, Life, Tragedy

I can resist everything except temptation.

Topics: Funny, Life, Temptation

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Benjamin Franklin

Topics: Bacteria, Beer, Freedom

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Benjamin Franklin

Topics: Death, Funny, Secret