Funny

I’m for whatever gets you through the night.

- Frank Sinatra

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

- Frank Sinatra

Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

- Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

- Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

- Douglas Adams

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.