Quotes on Funny

I’m for whatever gets you through the night.

Topics: Funny, Life, Night

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Topics: Drinking, Funny, Morning

Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

Topics: Beauty, Belief, Fairy

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Topics: Angry, Beginning, Funny

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Topics: Deadline, Flying, Funny

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Topics: Funny, Obligations, Sense

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Topics: Funny, Life, Money

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