Quotes on Witty

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Topics: Funny, Genius, Wisdom

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Topics: Alcohol, Bible, Enemy

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

Topics: Life, Witty

True friends stab you in the front.

Topics: Friendship, Funny, Wisdom

I can resist everything except temptation.

Topics: Funny, Life, Temptation

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Benjamin Franklin

Topics: Bacteria, Beer, Freedom

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Topics: Drinking, Funny, Morning

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Topics: Funny, Life, Money

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