Witty

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

True friends stab you in the front.

I can resist everything except temptation.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

- Benjamin Franklin

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

- Frank Sinatra

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.