If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.