Mark Twain

Mark Twain was an American writer, humorist, and entrepreneur who is widely regarded as one of the greatest American writers of all time.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.