It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.