My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
- Johnny Carson
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.